We outfit our electronics with parental controls in order to shield children's innocent eyes from violent, offensive and pornographic material.
We secure our home cleaning supplies to keep kiddies from mistaking Comet for a container of shakable Parmesan cheese. We teach our children to not run with scissors or go near strangers with candy and panel vans, but our "DANGER, DANGER, PARENT! DANGER!" antennae do not typically rise when our kids inter